The Genie Game

The game is simple...wish for something, and grant the wish of the person before you, but make sure it has a defect... ex.
Wish:
I wish I had a Million Bucks.

Grant:
Wish granted in the proportion of 250,000 male rabbits, 250,000 male kangaroos, 250,000 male reindeer and 250,000 male goats. You must now personally hand feed all your bucks daily.


To start us off .....

I wish I had the perfect computer, which is years ahead of its time and does not crash and cannot be infected.

granted, but it's too far in the future and now you're dead

I wish I could teleport

Wish granted but you can only teleport to other planets where you can't breathe.

I wish I had more Time.

Wish granted, you now have every issue of TIME magazine

I wish I had a time machine

Granted but it only goes back in time 10 minutes and takes 10 minutes to work.


I wish I had a dust free house

granted, but all the dust turns into sand

I wish it wasn't freezing here

Granted instead of freezing you are sweating and making sure not to touch anything for fear of being burned it is so hot.

A never ending chocolate milkshake

granted, but it's so hot where I am it radiates to where you are and melts your milkshake

I wish I had a cheese quesadilla

granted, sadly you are now allergic to cheese.

I wish i was happy.

Granted you are now Happy but, only compared to the rest of the world who was made sad to grant your wish.


I wish my hair was curly.

Granted but with the curls comes fuzziness like never before and you end up with an Afro. lol

I wish the love of my life joins us.

Wish granted but you're both blindfolded in a dark room and can't find each other

I wish I had a tap dancing penguin

Granted but now your addicted to Mary Poppins.

I wish I wasn't sick this Christmas.

Granted, but now you have to spend every spare moment with me

I wish I had a singing clam

Granted but it only sings out of tune songs.

I wish winter all year long

Granted, but you get buried in the snow and turn into a Popsicle

I wish I had a Popsicle

Granted, but your popsicle is then stolen by the popsicle thief.

I wish I had more time out of school.

Granted, but you don't know what to do with the extra time

I wish I didn't have to archive all this stuff

Granted, but Smom makes you memorize the family handbook instead.

I wish I wasn't sick.

Granted, but now you don't have an excuse to stay in bed

I wish I didn't have to memorize the family handbook

Granted, but now you have to write the new one all by yourself.

Wish I had more retainers.

Granted, but you scare them all to death

I wish you would sit in my lap

Granted, but the chair beneath you breaks and you break your tail bone and I can't sit on your lap for months.

I wish I had stock in a Vegas type town specializing in funerals.

Granted, but they don't exist so you have to sit in my lap

I wish this chair wouldn't break

granted, but now the chair is glued to the floor and your glued to the chair.

I wish I was never bored again.